Unemployment Looks Better with a Tan (PDF)

“They told me I could be anything, so I decided to be tanned.”

Her determination to reach Spain catapults ADEENA on the ultimate nonsensical voyage. Armed with stubbornness, a giant teddy bear, and a questionable sense of direction, her journey becomes a carousel of calamities.

From hitchhiking with eccentric drivers to peddling her way through lavish landscapes on a scrapcycle, Adeena's escapades almost exceed the bounds of believability. Just when you think she couldn’t possibly make more bad decisions, she finds herself hopping onto an assortment of dubious sailing boats. Bad decisions also look better with a tan.

As she traverses continents and evades heartache, Adeena discovers that you’re always exactly where you are meant to be. And despite unemployment, she learns you will always have enough. Finding family, strength and even a hint of sanity along the way; the path to Spain is not without its obstacles, and Adeena must confront personal demons.

With wit, resilience, and a whack of wanderlust, this book is a light-hearted yet poignant tale of self-discovery, buoyancy, and unexpected life twists. Join Adeena as she navigates the highs and lows of her extraordinary expedition, proving that sometimes, the craziest detours lead to the most unforgettable destinations.